Mfw I am unfollowing people to be passive aggressive
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Day 5: My love for America is so strong I wear the same outfit every day.
I still think of pizza. It’s been five days and still it haunts my dreams. Sometimes I see it, drifting through the enchanting mists of the dark woods, calling me: “Hey. I’m a pizza. Eat me”.
One day soon I will answer back: “Ok”.
/promised myself I wouldn’t cry
Best lock and load scene, ever !
Day 4: They are starting to suspect I may not be shaving daily.
Day 4 of no pizza: Pizzaless nightmares haunt me. Where is that tender, flakey, garlic crust in my life?
(Photo via Twitter)
Dutch police have arrested a 14-year-old girl in Rotterdam after she sent a tweet threatening American Airlines on Sunday.
Batman and I after we lost the costume contest.
Almost 300 notes on this one too. And I even have a pizza hangover
In the past hour I have been covered in spiders four separate times. If only I had this problem with women.