Adjective Spider-Man
Mfw I am unfollowing people to be passive aggressive

Mfw I am unfollowing people to be passive aggressive

I got you.
Black proverb. I am taking your needs in consideration, or your needs are being taken care of. (via blackproverbs)
Day 5: My love for America is so strong I wear the same outfit every day. 

I still think of pizza. It’s been five days and still it haunts my dreams. Sometimes I see it, drifting through the enchanting mists of the dark woods, calling me: “Hey. I’m a pizza. Eat me”.

One day soon I will answer back: “Ok”.

/promised myself I wouldn’t cry

Day 5: My love for America is so strong I wear the same outfit every day.

I still think of pizza. It’s been five days and still it haunts my dreams. Sometimes I see it, drifting through the enchanting mists of the dark woods, calling me: “Hey. I’m a pizza. Eat me”. One day soon I will answer back: “Ok”.

/promised myself I wouldn’t cry

karagarou:

Best lock and load scene, ever ! 

Day 4: They are starting to suspect I may not be shaving daily. 

Day 4 of no pizza: Pizzaless nightmares haunt me. Where is that tender, flakey, garlic crust in my life?

Day 4: They are starting to suspect I may not be shaving daily.

Day 4 of no pizza: Pizzaless nightmares haunt me. Where is that tender, flakey, garlic crust in my life?

nbcnews:

Teenager arrested for threatening tweet to airline
(Photo via Twitter)
Dutch police have arrested a 14-year-old girl in Rotterdam after she sent a tweet threatening American Airlines on Sunday.
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nbcnews:

Teenager arrested for threatening tweet to airline

(Photo via Twitter)

Dutch police have arrested a 14-year-old girl in Rotterdam after she sent a tweet threatening American Airlines on Sunday.

Continue reading

Testing the days until I am given the suggestion I should shave.

Testing the days until I am given the suggestion I should shave.

adjectivespiderman:

Batman and I after we lost the costume contest.

Almost 300 notes on this one too. And I even have a pizza hangover

adjectivespiderman:

Batman and I after we lost the costume contest.

Almost 300 notes on this one too. And I even have a pizza hangover

In the past hour I have been covered in spiders four separate times. If only I had this problem with women.

Got bored. Read 120 page story I wrote. Wasn’t good enough. Rewrote 120 page story at Barnes and Noble. Had a pizza by myself. Tempted to see Captain America for the sixth time. These are my hobbies.

Got bored. Read 120 page story I wrote. Wasn’t good enough. Rewrote 120 page story at Barnes and Noble. Had a pizza by myself. Tempted to see Captain America for the sixth time. These are my hobbies.