Adjective Spider-Man
so tell us about your love interest. Is there one?
Anonymous

I am currently just a lone wolf that listens to too much Maroon 5 and spends 95% of my life doing “army stuff”

I want to smear my lipstick on your face
Anonymous

Well I don’t think that’s the most effective way to put it on but I’ve been wrong before

what would you do if someone told you they loved you? Are you a romantic? what would you do to romance a girl you like?
Anonymous

Well if someone told me they loved me I would hope that they could tell me outright! And I can be romantic. I would say “refer to my books /movies” but none have been published yet so I suppose you’ll have to trust me!

Hollywood Studios and Planet a Hollywood. Because I took them so why not.

A moment in which I needed a lot of energy at Starbucks, pretended to be that guy that wrote the Ghostbusters song, saw some fireworks, got winked at by a pikachu, and found Godzilla’s golfball

I like your stubble, but I think I'd like it more if I felt it brushed against my inner thighs.
Anonymous

Well well well my saucy anon returns! Or are you a new saucy anon?

What did you get on your ASVAB?
Anonymous

Hmm well the ASVAB is categorized in to many small groups for scoring with one overall average. I think mine was somewhere in the late 80s or early 90s out of 99 I think. There are sections devoted to lots of topics used for scoring I know nothing off, like vehicle repair, mechanical work tools and ect.

But the test score really only matters when you are picking out an MOS before initial basic training anyways as far as I am aware. It’s never come up again in my time in the military besides the “GT” section of the test due to it needing to be high for my MOS so they ask from time to time what ours is, which seems a little too late to be asking at this point. But my GT is somewhere over 120 if I recall correctly.

Hope that gives you the jist of things anon.

I don’t mess around

I don’t mess around

Mildly better than army food

Mildly better than army food